Let us pause and give thanks for the fact that Nelson Mandela lived — a man who took history in his hands, and bent the arc of the moral universe toward justice.
*flexes* yea….h………i’m a big strong man………….*balloons fall out of shirt sleeve* oh fuck goddammit
Please tag your opinions as wrong
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
Next time someone says to you, ‘if I were you’, stop them and say ‘well you aren’t’.
in case anyone is interested, in order:
service station (gas station)
bottle of beer
can of beer